BACKSEAT DRIVERS MEMES

BACKSEAT DRIVER JOKES

There was once a little boy…

… he was riding home from a fishing trip with his grandpa when he shouted “Gramps! I gotta pee!” His grandfather replied “Timmy, we are out in the middle of nowhere you will have to hold it”. So, along they drive. After a while the grandpa hears a sobbing from the backseat. “Timmy, what’s
wrong?”

“I wet my pants”
“I told you to hold it”
“I did, but my thumb got tired”

I yelled “shotgun”, long before anyone else, but I still got to sit in the backseat.

I LOVE COPS!

My wife said she wanted to have sex in the backseat of the car

and she wanted me to drive

-The late Rodney Dangerfield (1921-2004)

A cop pulls over a man with 20 penguins in the backseat

He lets him off with a warning and asks him to take them to the zoo.

Next day, he again pulls him over and the penguins are still in the car.

“Didn’t I tell you to take them to the zoo yesterday?! Why are you still driving them around?” You asked me to take them to the zoo yesterday, and I did. Today I am taking them to the movies!

No Backseat Blonde

A blonde goes on a hot date and ends up making out with the guy in his car. The guy asks if she would like to go in the backseat.

“No!” yells the blonde.

Things get even hotter, and the guy asks again.

“For the last time, no!” says the blonde. Frustrated, the guy asks, “Well,
why the hell not?”

The blonde says, “Because I wanna stay up here with you!”

One day a man is at a stoplight and sees a car with penguins in the backseat next to him.

The man asks the driver of the car where the penguins were from.

‘I don’t know. At the last stop light these penguins just jumped in my car. I don’t know what to do with them.

The man thinks for a moment and then says ‘You should take them to the zoo.’

Next day, he again pulls him over and the penguins are still in the car.

“Didn’t I tell you to take them to the zoo yesterday?! Why are you still driving them around?”

“I did take them to the zoo yesterday.” says the man. “Today I am taking them to the movies.”

A boy asks his Dad one day, “Dad, why is my sister called Paris?”

His Dad replies, “Because she was conceived in Paris.”

The boy says, “Ahh, thanks Dad.”

His Dad says, “You’re welcome, Backseat.”

A driver loses control of her car, sliding towards a concrete wall…

At the last moment, the companion on the front seat pulls the handbrake. The car turns around and stops inches from the wall.

The pale passengers from the backseats start to cheer their savior.

-Ah, no, honestly, you don’t need to thank me. I’m not a driver! I’m a fighter-jet pilot, and in my plane this lever is for the catapult.

3 blondes in a car

3 blondes are in a car driving down a country road when they come across a field of tall grass and out in the grass is another blonde in a row boat trying to row. The driver seeing this exclaims: “damn it it’s blondes like that who give us all a bad name.”

The girl next to her says “yeah that idiot makes us all look stupid”

And the blonde in the backseat replies : “yeah if I knew how to swim I would jump out and kick her ass!”

What do you call a golf club in the rear of your car?

A backseat driver

Driving test (Blonde)

Why did the blonde keep failing her driving test?
Every time the instructor said “let’s start” she would jump to the backseat …