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FUNNY SKATEBOARD JOKES
What was the skaters last words? Hey dude, watch this!
What do you call a skateboarding instructor with no girlfriend/boyfriend? Homeless
How does a skater deliver his messages? By Air Mail.
What do skaters do when they’re really talented? GoPro.
What does a street skater and a stripper have in common? They both love grinding the rail.
What do you call a poorly constructed skateboarding course? A half-assed pipe.
Did you hear about the skater who broke his elbow? It was rather humerus.
Dad: I want to learn how to do tricks on the skateboard. Son: Pop Shove It.
What do you call a professional skateboarder who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.
Why don’t skaters shop at Big Lots? Because they prefer Ollie’s.
Are there handicap parking places in front of a skateboarding park?
If I tell my dad I want to be a professional skateboarder……Heel Flip!
Learning how to skateboard is just half-pipe the battle.