FUNNY SKATEBOARD JOKES

What was the skaters last words? Hey dude, watch this!

What do you call a skateboarding instructor with no girlfriend/boyfriend? Homeless

How does a skater deliver his messages? By Air Mail.

What do skaters do when they’re really talented? GoPro.

SKATEBOARD JOKES

What does a street skater and a stripper have in common? They both love grinding the rail.

What do you call a poorly constructed skateboarding course? A half-assed pipe.

Did you hear about the skater who broke his elbow? It was rather humerus.

Dad: I want to learn how to do tricks on the skateboard. Son: Pop Shove It.

What do you call a professional skateboarder who just broke up with his girlfriend? Homeless.


Why don’t skaters shop at Big Lots? Because they prefer Ollie’s.

Are there handicap parking places in front of a skateboarding park?

If I tell my dad I want to be a professional skateboarder……Heel Flip!

Learning how to skateboard is just half-pipe the battle.

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