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50+ of The Best Dentist Jokes & Dental Memes to Hit The World!
Brace yourself! Whoever said dentistry was boring? Think again. Here you’ll find 44 of the funniest dentist jokes you’ve ever heard, that are bound to tickle your fillings
Below are 44 of the best dentist jokes that are sure to make you laugh out loud. As we all know, visiting the dentist isn’t always the most fun experience, in fact, it can be quite the opposite. Not to worry, these jokes are sure to give you a sweet tooth. So, sit back, relax and enjoy.
Just to start off the article, here’s a foreword from John who recently passed dentistry school:
- When is the best time for a dentist appointment? Tooth hurty.
- What did the dentist say to Tiger Woods? “You have a hole in one. “
- What do you call a dentist that doesn’t like tea? Denis
- Patient: How much will it cost me to have this tooth pulled out? Dentist: £500 Patient: £500 for just a few minutes work? That’s hardly cheap. Dentist: No worries, I’ll pull it out slowly if you prefer.
- Did you hear about the Buddhist who refused to have an anaesthetic injection when he was going for a filling? Apparently, he wanted to transcend dental medication.
Your sexy clothes vs my sexy clothes:
- What does the dentist of the year get? A little plaque.
- Dentist begging the patient: Could you help me, please? Scream as loud and painfully as you possibly can?
Patient: Umm, why? It’s not hurt me this time.
Dentist: Because there are tonnes of patients in the waiting room right now and I don’t want to miss the cup final at 3!
- Why did the dentist make a poor date with the manicurist? Because they fought both tooth and nail!
- Knock, knock. Who’s there? Dishes. Dishes, who? Dishes how I talk since I lost my teeth!
- What’s a dentist’s favourite emote to use when they play Fortnite? The floss.
Brace yourselves guys:
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- Dentist: Do you floss?
Patient: Of course. Christmas & Easter!
- What’s the difference between American and British dentists? British dentists tend to be more careful with their patients whereas American dentists tend to yank teeth.
- Patient: What did you do before you became a dentist?
Dentist: I was in the Army.
Patient: What did you do in the Army?
Dentist: I was a drill sergeant.
- Why did the yellow tooth not find the white tooth’s jokes funny? Because he was already dead inside.
- What did the 90 year old say to his great-grandson? I miss the days of being your age when my teeth were in my mouth 24/7!
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